Ah… the perennial pants bulge! When your flaccid cock is larger than most guys’ cocks who are hard, there’s no doubt that no matter what you do, or what you wear, you’re going to have a prominent basket.
Some guys love to flaunt their baskets and prominently present their junk for all to gaze.
As for me; I’ve had a sorta love-hate relationship with my junk that’s been on-again and off-again consistently since I was about 14. That is, until I got accused one day of stuffing my pants.
Then I discovered that my junk attracted a lot more attention than maybe I was prepared for, so I began to wear really baggy clothes.
The clothes helped – for sure! – but they introduced another problem: they were so loose that I couldn’t help but find my hands constantly stroking my cock inside my pants that a significant portion of my high school days were spent with a constant erection.
I was in Navy JROTC in High School and let me tell you – white uniforms reveal everything. Everything! Which, our Commander was not happy with. First day in uniform was a wee-bit embarrassing as there was a prominent VPL almost halfway down my right-thigh. After class I got called into his office where I was earnestly cautioned to dress more appropriately next week.
I spent about an hour the following week trying to tuck my junk in a way that minimized the bulge.
And, I grew to hate Navy JROTC because of that. Especially considering I had to wear the uniform ALL day, even though class was the 2nd to last period of the day.
I became a bit liberated in college I suppose. My parents had both died, and there really wasn’t anyone to tell me how I should or shouldn’t act (or more importantly, scold me if I fucked up.)
It was 1990, New Wave was going strong. It was actually cool to listen to Erasure, Pet Shop Boys, Duran Duran, and B-52s. I was young, I was gay, and I was horny. I knew I had a big dick, and I wanted everyone else to know it too.
And, I got a lot of attention.
Mainly from girls.
Which, let me tell you: Athens (GA) chicks are major size-queens!
Only problem was, I had absolutely no interest in them!
UGA had a somewhat decent LGBT population, but Athens ain’t Atlanta, and aside from a few contenders, most got scared when they actually saw and held my cock for the first time.
Other than some mutual JO, some badly (attempted) and mostly-not successful blowjobs, were pretty much the extent of my sexual pursuits in college (with a few notable exceptions). It probably also explains my morbid fear of teeth extending into my adulthood, too.
But as I left college, and entered the professional workplace, my size and my bulge would be an ever increasing cause of consternation and embarrassment.
Allow me to be just a tad bit sarcastic for a moment: You see, it seems, most men – and woman – don’t give two shakes about their fellow coworker’s crotch, and anything that distracts from the goal of getting one’s work done is ultimately frowned upon by management.
Go figure!
I’ve had about 7 jobs since graduating college, 3 management, and 4 not in management, and in 4 of those 7 positions, my cock (and more specifically my bulge) has caused at least one incident.
This used to piss me off when I was younger, because I naively perceived my crotch bulge to be no different than a woman’s cleavage. In many ways I am right in this belief, but society doesn’t see it this way. A woman’s cleavage is a sign of her sexuality, femininity, and even fertility. And a man’s package is very similar, but men are perceived as conquerors, and no one wants to work with a conquering prick!
When I was younger, I also chocked it up to my naïveté and keeping a too restrictive personal style to allow me to try other styles of clothes that were (are) perhaps less revealing.
Thanks in part to the economy, today I work for myself and I work mainly out of my house, so it doesn’t really matter what I wear (although I do tend to wear khaki’s and a golf shirt even when I’m here at home working) and I’ve got a package.
It’s part of who and what I am.
Now when I go to a client’s site to work I’m usually wearing dark grey wool pants and a golf shirt. Wool is great because it’s not overly “restrictive”, and dark grey tends to hide any shadows that might be “cast”.
It’s a matter of knowing what’s right for the audience and occasion!