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Newburgh firefighter performs delicate operation to save man's penis – RecordOnline.com – The Times Herald Record

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A Newburgh firefighter became an ad hoc surgeon Friday, called upon to use a pneumatic saw to cut a piece of steel pipe off a 73-year-old man’s penis.

You’ve got to be asking yourself — as I am — just what the fuck is going on here?

Is it a penis-pump gone awry?

Some sort of lengthening apparatus?  Torsion?

Who the fuck knows, but I can only imaging the paperwork after that call:

Hospital staff prepared the man, who was unidentified, by wrapping the skin and sliding a lubricated tongue depressor between the pipe and the man’s penis to protect him. A doctor, nurses and a paramedic gathered in the Emergency Room as a firefighter – “one of the new guys” – prepared to begin the operation.

Just don’t cut it off,” the senior citizen reportedly said. [Ed.: emphasis mine.]

Apparently Firefighters chose a “wizzer saw” (you can’t make this shit up).

The wizzer saw emptied the first bottle of air and then a second. Finally, after five air bottles, the saw clipped through the final bit of pipe, and they were able to free the man. He was apparently unharmed by the operation, Mandoske said, although the assistant chief didn’t press for details.

Newburgh firefighter performs delicate operation to save man’s penis – RecordOnline.com – The Times Herald Record

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Size Matters… even in Nigeria

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346563918 35e52db137 m Size Matters… even in NigeriaYou know the myth that black guys typically have larger penises? Not true, and it does a brother harm to continue to perpetuate that racial stereotype.

Besides, in my experience it’s been latin guys (and to a smaller — ha! — extent Italians) tend to have the largest Johnsons.

So, when an article publised today in an online Nigerian newspaper called Vanguard appeared, I my curiosity was piqued.

Guys worry about the size of their cocks all over the world. Europe, Asia, North America, South America, Africa. Hell, I’m sure there’s some guys with penis envy down in Antarctica at McMurdo Base too!

And you know what? Most seem to agree that size really doesn’t matter.

What do you think? — [Vanguard]

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The Penis

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I often wonder, are guys with normal-sized dicks constantly reminded of theirs?  Let me explain.

I’ve got two feet.  I know that they’re there, but I don’t constantly think about them.  In fact, unless I trip or otherwise stub my toe, my feet propel me from point “A” to point “B” without so much as a second thought.

Take my ears next.  I know I’ve got them as well, but unless my partner is gently stroking them or gently nibbling on them, I don’t consciously know that they’re there.

Sure, I can feel them when I’m wearing my sunglasses, or if I run my fingers through my hair, but the point is that consciously, they’re a part of my body that I rarely give a second thought to.

Now my nose is a little different. ;-)   If I look down, I can see the sides of my nose and the tip of my nose through my very own eyes.  My nose constantly reminds me that I’ve got allergies, and it has an overabundant desire to itch which is constantly causing me to rub it with my fingers.

But other than that, my nose is just one of those parts of my body that for the most part minds its own business.

Not my penis though.

I am constantly reminded of my penis.  It makes me aware of its presence morning, noon, and night.

I also have to take special precautions sometimes when I’m out in public or lest someone think I’m a pervert, horny, carrying a concealed weapon (you laugh but it happened once.), or any combination of the three.

I am always cognizant of its presence and state.  It’s the most neediest part of my body next to, say my mouth with its own cravings for food followed by: brushing, and flossing, and gargling, and rinsing, and kissing, and licking, and sucking, and eating, and swallowing

No, my penis it seems is always fighting to get my attention.  Even now, as I sit here writing this post, my penis is stirring in my pants, taunting me to adjust it.

All of this is fine and good I’m assuming for most guys.  Then again, I guess most guys don’t need to worry about what looks like a night-stick stuck in their pants if they sport an erection.

As any mature adult knows, every one of us constantly goes through states of sexual arousal throughout the day.  For no apparent reason.

Yes ladies, whether or not we’re thinking of sex or not, our bodies might get sexually aroused on our own behalf.

I don’t know if this is true, but a friend of mine who was in pre-med at the time told me that barring anything physical abnormalities, a guy’s penis wants to naturally be erect.  That, in fact, when we’re unconscious penises will normally become erect whether or not there’s anything sexual going on.  That to stay soft, the penis requires a conscious effort to do so.

This, I’m sure, explains a lot.  Like how we are usually hard right when we wake up in the morning.

Point being, there’s not a day that goes by where I’m not consciously trying to conceal either a semi or full-blown (no pun intended) hardon in public.

There’s not an hour that goes by where I’m not constantly being forced to adjust myself.

So the point of this post, and the reason for wondering is: are all guys constantly reminded of their penises?

Are women constantly reminded of their breasts?

Or are each part of one’s own body that we just naturally live with and work our lives around?

Or am I just a freak? :-)

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Condoms

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Today I’d like to talk about condoms and hopefully get a dialog started.

If you’re big, and by big I’m talking about your penis is longer than 8″/ 20 , then you no doubt understand how difficult it can be sometimes to (a) buy a condom that fits, and (b) buy a condom that’s comfortable.

I’ve tried them all. Durex, Trojans, Lifestyles. I personally prefer Durex XXL, but my partner prefers Trojan Magnum XLs.

Even with the Durexes, I still have a good 3+ inches of my shaft unsheathed with them on. Unfortunately, not every store carries the XXLs, and my partner’s Trojans’ tend to hurt. Cock rings are great and all, but not when you’ve got one the way down your pole.

So what do you think? What do you prefer?

And for those who might be wondering why my partner and I still use condoms even though we’re in a monogamous relationship, it’s simple really. Cleanup.

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Welcome!

administrivia, sexual health

Hey folks!

Welcome back to the re-launch of Size Really Does Matter! The site was launched originally last year, but suffered a major technical snafu which erased all posts.

So now, I’m re-launching the site again and have taken measures to ensure those technical malfunctions don’t crop up again!

So let’s refresh some things here a bit, shall we? ;-)

Size Really Does Matter — SRDM — is a site for… well… large guys. No, I’m not talking about a guy’s waist-line (although that particular measurement is growing dangerously too large in many areas in and of itself.)

Nope.

Go a little lower.

Schwi’ing!

SRDM is for those guys who are… well… packing. Guys with large penises.

This is not a sex-site.

Any pictures of guys and their Johnsons’ are presented for clinical and educational purposes only.

No rating of anyone’s rod, shaft, bulge, or member.

No offers to hook-up, massage, or otherwise frolic.

Nope.

Serious discussions only about anything and everything having to do with a guy’s large penis written by guys — with large penises — for our friends, family, significant others, supporters, and anyone else who might be curious.

Feel Free To Contribute!

Any registered member (either registering directly with SizeReallyDoesMatter.net or using an OpenID) is entitled to contribute and post a story or anecdote.

Readers who don’t wish to become members may submit news articles or questions by using the form on the left-side of this page.

Questions or comments about this site, or its contents, can be directed to Michael Collins.

Thanks,

Mike

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