Hey fellas!
Would you like to contribute to Size Really Does Matter?
If you’re hung like a horse, or are simply an admirer of those of us who are, we’d like to hear your stories about being the biggest dick in your school, sexual romps, and general stories.
If you’re interested, register a new account and email me and let me know so I can bump you up to Author.
I can remember is being a size queen from the moment I stepped into the locker room in grade 6 for Phys-Ed. There he was, getting dressed. He was this muscular, Indian-American 8th-grader standing 20 feet away in these grey, bulging, full, boxer briefs. I stared at him until he started getting dressed in the restroom stalls.
From then on, I wondered what all guys had in their underwear (because back then I didn’t think there were guys who didn’t wear underwear). It was a pursuit, a drive. I would look at JC Penney catalogues, muscle magazines, underwear ads. I just wanted to see big penis.
I went on the Internet and that’s what attracted me. I wanted more, bigger, harder, firmer. It was almost American consumerism taking form in my hunts: I wanted the biggest and the best in my personal collections, that which I would save to floppy discs from my parents’ computer to view on the second-hand, ancient computer in my room. I would go on Nifty Erotic Stories and make all kinds of queries via Yahoo! and Google site search to narrow down the big-dick stories. It was a passion.
Don’t get me wrong: it still is. If one would go through the thousands of pictures I have, very rarely will you find a lesser-endowed element. It’s more fun, and in porn’s sake a greater turn-on to look at “packin’” guys. It’s almost a mind-bending orgasm when I read of them.
Reality, though – interacting sexually with men – has been less exclusive.
I have another fetish-of-sorts: I love distance shooters. It’s one more sexual element that’s just supremely virile to me, and, conversations have found, many other guys. One finds, though, virility of size and virility of distance don’t happen simultaneously in most men (i.e. most big cocks don’t shoot, they flow; I’m extremely glad there are exceptions [thank God for Titch Jones]). There’s also the point I’m a bottom, and the bigger-dicked guys I’ve known have also been, or been tops who stop at oral sex. Some like me are fine with that. Others want to wrap kielbasa, and it’s not so easy. Some are able to make do, and perhaps even enjoy it all the time, but it seems more who like anal sex seek out smaller partners.
That’s the turn this text takes: big dicks are fun to look at, great to wonder about, even more so to play with, but it requires great patience and experience to really take one on regularly.
Am I completely off?
Hey everyone! I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted an update here, and I’m very sorry about that. I did an upgrade to WordPress 3 a while ago that didn’t go so smoothly for this site and I let it languish for far too long. But we’re back!
My partner and I were out to dinner earlier this week and an episode occurred that really prompted me to want to bring SRDM back in all its glory, and I’d like to get your feedback on it, and find out if anything similar has happened to you!
We were at O’Charley‘s out in Tucker, GA for dinner. For those of you who don’t know, O’Charley’s is a family-friendly restaurant. They’ve got everything on the menu: steak, fish, pasta, and more.
Dinner was great, and we were enjoying ourselves.
Midway through the dinner, a family of four joined the table right across from us. Mom, dad, little boy about 4 years old, and an infant girl. Cute kids. Cute couple. A little noisy, but that’s to be expected with kids in a restaurant.
As we were getting ready to leave, we both made eye contact with the parents, and silently nodded, when the little boy blurted out as loud as little boys do, “Look at that man’s penis daddy! It’s huge!” and was pointing right at me.
Well, Bill (my partner) just grinned, I started to blush, and the mother covered the side of her face with her hand. Everyone – including me! – got so embarrassed.
We hustled out of there as fast as we could.
Of course Bill said the little kid’s a size-queen even at 4, and we were both wondering how the little boy even had a reference to penis size to know whether one was big or not.
So my question to you is – has your bulge, package, or VPL, ever been called out by a child, drawing (un-)wanted attention to yourself? Where did it happen, and how did you handle it?
This is a blog about big-dicks, and guys who have them. Admittedly, it’s mainly me (and it’s not like I don’t have enough things to distract me, and that’s not even counting work!) I’d like to update it more but let’s face it — there’s not a whole lot of new news about big dicks each week, and this blog is certainly not about trying to make yours’ or anyone else’s any bigger, either.
That being said, I get a kick out of some of the search terms people use to find this site!
First off, the number 1 search for the past month is “Size Really Does Matter” which makes a lot of sense considering that’s the name of this blog.
Interestingly, #2 on the list is “Does size really matter?” (If there’s one thing I’ve tried to prove with this blog is that if you’ve got a big dick then in many ways yes, size can matter — BUT! — on the flip-side, if you don’t have a large johnson, then in reality … no… it doesn’t.)
Rounding out the top-ten lots of you are size-queens, or are searching for them. Frak the single-ladies, I wanna hear Beyoncé do a song about size-queens. ☺
Quite a few of you are still interested in Jonah Falcon, too. Scratch that, most of you are interested in Jonah Falcon’s penis.
Making the top-ten rounds this month is an insane interest in penis-pumps, and Michael Biserta’s penis.
Ok — first on the penis pumps … no offense, but I wouldn’t risk deformity and peyronie’s disease just to get a bigger dick. Seriously guys, don’t be so desperate! Holy Shit. But when it comes to Mr. Biserta — helloooooo nurse! He can have his way with me any day of the week.
Search terms 20 — 141 are equally as interesting, and I’ve pulled out a few which have caught my eye:
Lessee… more Jonah Falcon… pictures of men with large cocks (I’m sure those 3 people were disappointed) … oh … here’s one!
How big will your anus expand by a large penis?
WOW. If the inquisitive soul ever comes back, I hope they realize that the human anus does indeed expand. At what diameter this expansion occurs is reliant on the individual.
But, anal fissures can occur if the tissues and folds of the anus and sphincter are stretched too much. Not to mention hemorrhoids.
Next!
Lots and lots and lots of interest in Nigerians still. Rather, the men of Nigeria and their penises.
Is there a convention going over there that I’m not aware of?
I’m not saying anything else about Nigerians that I haven’t already posted on here before, until they stop sending me SPAM.
No, Clarice… Italians don’t necessarily have larger penises. (I’m Irish!)
Could definitely tell that MTV’s new show “RJ Berger” has finally started airing.
Lots (and when I say lots I mean lots) of searches about RJ Berger’s penis, or the penis size of high school kids, or whether or not any of all that is normal.
::::::::::sigh::::::::::
One of these days I’m going to just do a post about sexual development in adolescents and men.
It’s patently obvious to me that most of you have not had sex education.
To the person who wanted to know… is a 6” penis too small? The short answer is: NO!
Somebody actually wanted statistical proof that penis-size matters… lol.
And to the person searching for monster cock fuck stories… sorry! Have you tried ASSTR or the Nifty Archives?
More searches for nigerian penises… damn people!
Oh here’s a good one: Does losing weight reveal more penis? YES! Men, take note! The quickest and safest way to naturally make your penis bigger: lose the fat!
Fat loves to collect in front of your pubic bone, on top of the shaft of your penis, and around your testes.
Lose 30 pounds and you’ll gain about an inch.
AND… no “stretching”. No “tortion”. No “jelqing”. Not only will you look better afterwards, but you’ll feel better, too!
LOL… somebody was looking for the size of Benjamin Franklin’s penis. Odds are it was average. Just sayin’. ☺
More Nigerian penises…
“She is my boss and saw my erection…” This person probably read my article about being discriminated at work over size. Hopefully the boss was mature enough to recognize that erections are largely uncontrollable, no matter how old a man is.
“Does height really matter in a fight?” I have NO idea why a search engine would link that term here. Funny.
Ah… here’s the one I was looking for:
“My boss wears tight pants that clearly shows the size of his penis, is this sexual harassment?”
I’ve been meaning to write a post dealing with this for a few days now, and may still write a separate post.
There is such a double standard in society.
Unless the boss was otherwise being suggestive in his manners, how the fuck can anyone consider that to be sexual harassment?
We don’t ask well endowed women to bind their chests?
I’m not saying a well endowed man should go around thrusting his basket in anyone’s face, but as someone who has a difficult time himself hiding my “vpl” Jesus Christ!
What does the person do, want their boss to cut his fucking dick off?
Yeah… I’ll definitely be writing a separate article about THAT search term fersure.
The rest of the terms are variations of things I already discussed already anyways.
Take care everyone!
This has been an interesting week for penises across the Globe!
The biggest news story this week has to be the TV News Anchor “Michael,” who was just trying to fit in with his female anchor companions at the end of a story about enhancing female sex drive. Well, just watch for yourself:
TSA Agents down in Miami who are more concerned over their co-workers’ penis size than protecting us, the travelin’ public from terrorists were still in the news.
I talked about it here a little while ago.
Poor Rolando Negrin. I know some are arguing and making fun of him for his short stature but we don’t seriously know how big (or how small!) he really is. I’m over 8” soft myself, and can make even those of you with perfectly normal cocks look small in comparison so who am I to judge? For that matter, who the hell are you? But now you know why the TSA doesn’t want the traveling public to see un-doctored images from these things.
Notice I completely stayed away from one poor New Zealand tourist who got a little more than he bargained for when he went swimming.
And I’m starting to see more stories crop up, and more searches surrounding MTV’s new TV series “The Hard Times of RJ Berger”. We’ve learned that Jeffrey Katzenberg’s son (think Dreamworks) is one of the heavy-weights around it, and that it has a lot of low-brow humor.
I read one article that described it as “…the show we all wanted to see when we were 15.”
But I’ve still got issues with this.
Maybe I was just raised differently, but I had enough problems of my own growing up with a ridiculously large penis to know and learn that once people discover that aspect about you, that’s all you typically become known as.
Which is no wonder that now, as an adult, I go to extraordinary lengths (no pun intended) to downplay it in real life.
Some guys get off showing off. I’m not one of those guys.
But my biggest problem with this show is that it seems to continue the stereotype that all you need is a big cock to be successful in life and that pisses me off to no end.
So that’s pretty much it for the penisphere this week. Now, let’s take a look at what you’ve been doing!
Here’s a listing of the top-ten search terms on this site for the past week in descending order:
First guys, you guys are way too fascinated with Nigerians and their penises.
I hate to burst your bubble and bust your myths but black men — on average — don’t have penises that are that much larger than white guys or latinos, and the same holds true for Nigerians.
Here I thought Nigerians’ were noticed more for their scams impersonating Kings and Bankers and other luminaries than their penises.
But let’s see if we can squelch this rumor once and for all?
Thanks to the Nigerian 419 Scams, there’s a few websites who’s sole purpose is to expose these guys and their shenanigans. No, shenanigans is not another word for penis, but there are a few Nigerian penises that we can see. Let’s take a look.
Now, 419 Eater is not a porn site, so most of the nude images of Nigerian men are at least somewhat censored, but there’s a lot of intelligence we can gleam from them.
I am a size-queen, and I know my cock, and from examining all of these pictures, I haven’t found any to be of men with abnormally large penises:
Sorry fellas.The top of the charts most week is the age old question, “Does penis size really matter?” and if there’s one thing I hope I’ve done here to quell the fears of every guy out there with an average sized dick is that no, it doesn’t.
I know you’re probably thinking that’s easy for me to say as I’ve never had to deal with a small penis, but I’d gladly trade my cock for an average sized penis any day.
At least then I could wear whatever the hell I wanted without ever having to worry about whether or not something was “appropriate” for the occasion.
At least then I wouldn’t have to worry about my cock accidentally taking a dip into a toilet bowl while I’m sitting on it.
At least then annual physicals wouldn’t be awkward for those precious few minutes for me, my doctor, and the nurse.
At least then I wouldn’t have to see mothers and their children guide them away or steer them away if they see me walking down through Centennial or Piedmont wearing pants that are either just a little too tight or light in color that the sun and shadows are doing such a magnificent job at accentuating my cock because they probably think I’m some kind of pervert.
So fellas, when I die I’m donating my cock to you. You can have it.
And judging by the continued number of searches trying to figure out if a man’s shoe size, hand size, size of his nose, arm, feet, or ears have any correlation to his penis I’m afraid fellas the answer is an emphatic no,
Think about it, does the size of a woman’s nose, hands, or ears have anything to do with the size of her breasts (assuming she hasn’t had any plastic surgery)? Then why in the hell would you think a man’s hands or feet have anything to do with the size of his penis? ☺
As for Jonah Falcon, and whether or not women like him (I’m assuming the searches are referring to his penis), I don’t know. I don’t know Jonah. We’ve chatted on IM and Facebook once or twice but that’s about it. I’ve extended an offer to him in the past if he wants to chime in on his penis, but my take is he’d rather be known for his acting than his penis which not only do I not blame him, but I laud him for those efforts as well.
Last, “…does a woman’s vagina become loose…” where I’m assuming the person meant after having too much sex or sex with really large guys and the like.
A woman’s external reproductive organs are elastic and are designed to stretch and accommodate the passage and delivery of a new born baby. Most human penises don’t come anywhere close to the dimensions of a newborn.
But if a woman is concerned about her vaginal muscles weakening, performing Kegel Exercises (and strengthening the “PC” muscles) will certainly help. Guys, you can do this too and it’ll help you just as much.
The “PC” muscles are the same muscles you use to start and stop the flow of urine when you’re peeing. Tense these muscles up, do about 3 sets of 20 reps each day and both you and your partner will definitely enhance each others’ sex lives.
So that’s it for this week! I hope you’ve learned a little something today either about yourself or about your partner. I hope I’ve succeeded in quelling either some of your rumors or your fears. Education is the most powerful weapon, and the more educated you are the less likely you are to be scammed, ripped off, or sounding like an idiot.
Now, I’m late for my morning run! See ya!
