That being said, I get a kick out of some of the search terms people use to find this site!

First off, the number 1 search for the past month is “Size Really Does Matter” which makes a lot of sense considering that’s the name of this blog.

Interestingly, #2 on the list is “Does size really matter?” (If there’s one thing I’ve tried to prove with this blog is that if you’ve got a big dick then in many ways yes, size can matter — BUT! — on the flip-side, if you don’t have a large johnson, then in reality … no… it doesn’t.)

Rounding out the top-ten lots of you are size-queens, or are searching for them. Frak the single-ladies, I wanna hear Beyoncé do a song about size-queens. ☺

Quite a few of you are still interested in Jonah Falcon, too. Scratch that, most of you are interested in Jonah Falcon’s penis.

Making the top-ten rounds this month is an insane interest in penis-pumps, and Michael Biserta’s penis.

Ok — first on the penis pumps … no offense, but I wouldn’t risk deformity and peyronie’s disease just to get a bigger dick. Seriously guys, don’t be so desperate! Holy Shit. But when it comes to Mr. Biserta — helloooooo nurse! He can have his way with me any day of the week.

Search terms 20 — 141 are equally as interesting, and I’ve pulled out a few which have caught my eye:

Lessee… more Jonah Falcon… pictures of men with large cocks (I’m sure those 3 people were disappointed) … oh … here’s one!

How big will your anus expand by a large penis?

WOW. If the inquisitive soul ever comes back, I hope they realize that the human anus does indeed expand. At what diameter this expansion occurs is reliant on the individual.

But, anal fissures can occur if the tissues and folds of the anus and sphincter are stretched too much. Not to mention hemorrhoids.

Next!

Lots and lots and lots of interest in Nigerians still. Rather, the men of Nigeria and their penises.

Is there a convention going over there that I’m not aware of?

I’m not saying anything else about Nigerians that I haven’t already posted on here before, until they stop sending me SPAM.

No, Clarice… Italians don’t necessarily have larger penises. (I’m Irish!)

Could definitely tell that MTV’s new show “RJ Berger” has finally started airing.

Lots (and when I say lots I mean lots) of searches about RJ Berger’s penis, or the penis size of high school kids, or whether or not any of all that is normal.

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One of these days I’m going to just do a post about sexual development in adolescents and men.

It’s patently obvious to me that most of you have not had sex education.

To the person who wanted to know… is a 6” penis too small? The short answer is: NO!

Somebody actually wanted statistical proof that penis-size matters… lol.

And to the person searching for monster cock fuck stories… sorry! Have you tried ASSTR or the Nifty Archives?

More searches for nigerian penises… damn people!

Oh here’s a good one: Does losing weight reveal more penis? YES! Men, take note! The quickest and safest way to naturally make your penis bigger: lose the fat!

Fat loves to collect in front of your pubic bone, on top of the shaft of your penis, and around your testes.

Lose 30 pounds and you’ll gain about an inch.

AND… no “stretching”. No “tortion”. No “jelqing”. Not only will you look better afterwards, but you’ll feel better, too!

LOL… somebody was looking for the size of Benjamin Franklin’s penis. Odds are it was average. Just sayin’. ☺

More Nigerian penises…

“She is my boss and saw my erection…” This person probably read my article about being discriminated at work over size. Hopefully the boss was mature enough to recognize that erections are largely uncontrollable, no matter how old a man is.

“Does height really matter in a fight?” I have NO idea why a search engine would link that term here. Funny.

Ah… here’s the one I was looking for:

“My boss wears tight pants that clearly shows the size of his penis, is this sexual harassment?”

I’ve been meaning to write a post dealing with this for a few days now, and may still write a separate post.

There is such a double standard in society.

Unless the boss was otherwise being suggestive in his manners, how the fuck can anyone consider that to be sexual harassment?

We don’t ask well endowed women to bind their chests?

I’m not saying a well endowed man should go around thrusting his basket in anyone’s face, but as someone who has a difficult time himself hiding my “vpl” Jesus Christ!

What does the person do, want their boss to cut his fucking dick off?

Yeah… I’ll definitely be writing a separate article about THAT search term fersure.

The rest of the terms are variations of things I already discussed already anyways.

Take care everyone!

Welcome back to the re-launch of Size Really Does Matter! The site was launched originally last year, but suffered a major technical snafu which erased all posts.

So now, I’m re-launching the site again and have taken measures to ensure those technical malfunctions don’t crop up again!

So let’s refresh some things here a bit, shall we?

Size Really Does Matter — SRDM — is a site for… well… large guys. No, I’m not talking about a guy’s waist-line (although that particular measurement is growing dangerously too large in many areas in and of itself.)

Nope.

Go a little lower.

Schwi’ing!

SRDM is for those guys who are… well… packing. Guys with large penises.

This is not a sex-site.

Any pictures of guys and their Johnsons’ are presented for clinical and educational purposes only.

No rating of anyone’s rod, shaft, bulge, or member.

No offers to hook-up, massage, or otherwise frolic.

Nope.

Serious discussions only about anything and everything having to do with a guy’s large penis written by guys — with large penises — for our friends, family, significant others, supporters, and anyone else who might be curious.

Feel Free To Contribute!

Any registered member (either registering directly with SizeReallyDoesMatter.net or using an OpenID) is entitled to contribute and post a story or anecdote.

Readers who don’t wish to become members may submit news articles or questions by using the form on the left-side of this page.

Questions or comments about this site, or its contents, can be directed to Michael Collins.

Thanks,

Mike